Cleveland Centennial: I've Got the Shakes (play)

Tuesday, January 7, 2025

I've Got the Shakes (play)

Jan Leslie Harding, Michael Osano, Mary McBride
"I've Got the Shakes" (1995)
Ontological-Hysteric Theater
Photo: Paula Court

Thirty years ago, I was twenty-six years old and all my ends were loose. My first adventure in self-production was buried in earth, my (first) wife was gone along with half the furniture, and I had a hernia.

That also meant I had a unique amount of freedom, and I also had a hot girlfriend living in Washington Heights. It was winter 1995. I took time off from waiting tables at a pizza restaurant in Lyndhurst, packed a bag, my Macintosh PowerBook, and boarded the Amtrak for a week-long stay in the big city.

There is a special kind of bitter frigidity that is standing on a subway platform during an NYC cold snap. On the street, cold can be an assault, a sudden movement of frozen air can seem so personally insulting, and dangerous. Waiting for a train the air does not move, so just stand and feel yourself in the midst of this unforgiving atmosphere as it affects your exposed extremities, and makes its way in. For me, this was a new New York experience, and entirely alien. But I took comfort in the fact that I was not alone.

We both had colds that week, and took it fairly easy due to my condition (I had an operation scheduled for March, she would join me in Cleveland to take care of me – and move here shortly thereafter) but we saw art and took meals and watched movies and listened to records and attended theater.

For over a quarter century (at that time) a hallmark of the New York new year was a new work written, directed and designed by Richard Foreman and produced by his Ontological-Hysteric Theater Company, located in St. Mark’s Church on the LES. Opening in January 1995, I’ve Got the Shakes was a great revelation to me in a year packed with revelations.

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I was seeking out the “next thing” I would attempt, seeking out unusual offerings wherever I happened to be, including Cleveland, too, yeah, and later Chicago, and Minneapolis. This turned out to be the only experience with Foreman (total coincidence and absolute humble-brag, my then-girlfriend/now-wife’s cousin was a Foreman player during the aughts, appearing in Zomboid! and Deep Trance Behavior in Potatoland, among others) and it left me fascinated but flummoxed, amused and uncomfortable.

Shakes centers on the character of Madeline X, a teacher who does not know how or what to teach, the set a deconstructed schoolroom with characters coming and going, without clear intention, as in a dream, a very lucid dream, though never a nightmare.

In spite of the rather small audience space, the (four) actors ere mic'd, so though each spoke in a whisper they were entirely audible. Madeline X herself spoke in a very constrained, high voice. The effect was to make the room, already crowded with detritus, even more claustrophobic. It was so quiet, I was afraid to move, or make a sound.

The dialogue was absurd, amusing in its subversion of expectation, and witty, but I don’t remember laughing. What did it mean? I wasn’t sure, but I was delighted to be confused by unconventional storytelling.

It also served to subvert sensorial sensation. I found myself leaning in, striving for understanding, to follow a thread, to get it, man, when there would come a loud CLANG and all the characters would spin off in different directions.

My wife remembers the audience rake to have been very severe. “I felt like the audience ay way above the stage,” she said, “looking down. It made me feel like I was watching dolls. Not puppets – dolls.”

We see a popsicle, it is white, you would expect it to be lemon, but then we are told it tastes like fish, and so it does.

This was my new curriculum, my course list was experiencing forms of theater that had not been covered in school. I was no longer satisfied with “going to the theater.” Now I had to learn something I hadn’t known before, Perhaps this is what it means to begin your late 20s.